Posted by
Sir Moshe on Thursday, December 03, 2009 8:45:36 PM
The THC(TownHall Conservative) compound, commonly known as the republican party, derives from the Latin
Ovis aries.
It is a highly dangerous and noxious substance, and reported to be extremely addictive.
At the present moment, there is no known treatment short of abstinence.
Habitual use of THC typically produces the following symptoms, which sometimes last an entire lifetime:
a)An irrational fear of all things Muslim;
b)A blind allegiance to all governmental military mandates;
c)An inexplicable cow-towing to democrat stooges such as Nancy Pelosi;
d)A rabid hatred of true political conservatives such as representative Ron Paul from Texas;
e)A bizarre infatuation with the late political moderate Ronald Reagan.
Such persons should be considered dangerous, and are to be avoided at all times.
Those under the influence also exhibit odd mood swings, based solely on the letter after the current president's name.
If the letter is a D,
THCers are known to constantly repeat the word "constitution", or, sometimes, "unconstitutional".
If the letter is an R, the words "commander-in-chief" are repeated ad nauseam, with "unpatriotic" sometimes mixed in.
THC, when ingested by large groups of people simultaneously, has been known to cause mass psychosis.
In the past, such groups have successfully destroyed entire countries, bringing whole empires to their knees.
An Example of Mass Psychosis
Just say no to drugs!