Posted by
Moshe the (44) Magnum on Tuesday, April 19, 2011 10:09:43 PM
Hey guys.
Uncle Moshe here.
Guys, I'm an entrepeneur at heart.
Always have been.
And while it's true that I'm fabulously wealthy, I've decided it's time for a new challenge.
Hey - if you're not moving forward, you're moving backwards, right?
And so I've decided to start yet another business, one I intend to keep for the long haul.
Now, I usually flip my businesses for big paydays.
That's just how I roll.(It must be remembered I have a certain lifestyle to maintain.)
But this one is near and dear to my heart.
For, I do believe it's my most enterprising idea to date.
My idea guys is for a demolition company, but one with a twist - no employees!
That's right. Employees are a business owner's biggest expense. And with my new venture, I've figured out how to eliminate it!
My business plan is elegant in its simplicity.
All I need is a few retired passenger jetliners. Right now, they can be had on the cheap.
Then - and this is the true innovation - I slam them into old buildings!
What happens?
The buildings fall straight down!
Just like that!
This is known as a competitive edge, guys.
A plane and a few mad jihadists. The jihadists don't have to get paid. Think of the profit margins. Advertising? Old reruns of 9/11. Now
that's a cost-benefit ratio I can live with!
It gets better.
For every two planes I crash... THREE buildings get demolished!
Just like that!
Patriot Deconstruction - that's the working title for my new baby.
Ok, so who's in?
Think ROI, guys.
You guys in?